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Seniors and Trick or Treating

October 28, 2009

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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

  • You get winded from knocking on the door.
  • You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
  • You ask for high fiber candy only.
  • When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
  • People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,” And you’re not wearing a mask.
  • When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
  • By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
  • You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
  • You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…

  • You keep having to go home to pee.

Thanks Fran

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