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Sisterly Advice

October 5, 2009

On my birthday my sister, Annaliza, advised me to go out and do something I had never done before. What could I possibly do that I haven’t all ready done?

Here is a list of things I have done:

  1. Gotten a tattoo or two.
  2. Gone skinny dipping.
  3. Swam with a dolphin.
  4. Ate an entire pie all by myself, in one sitting with no guilt.
  5. Had sex in the great outdoors.
  6. Planted a tree.
  7. Been deeply in love….hopelessly and unconditionally.
  8. Stayed out partying all night then gone to class the next day without going home.
  9. Lied to avoid jury duty.
  10. Forgiven my parents and have even sent a dozen roses to my mom just to say I love her.

There is plenty more crazy shit on my “Have done list” however, I think I want to keep repressing most of those memories.

Things I have never done:

  1. Been sky diving.
  2. Been to a major sporting event.
  3. Been to New York.
  4. Farted in a crowded place.
  5. Shoplifted.
  6. Broken a bone.
  7. Never flown first class.
  8. Eaten brussels sprouts.
  9. Eaten sushi.
  10. Seen the Atlantic Ocean.

The one I took off my list on Friday was, bought porn.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. James permalink
    October 5, 2009 12:50 pm

    Out of all you said…porn is all I remember.

  2. Heather permalink
    October 5, 2009 1:08 pm

    You’ve never farted in a public place? What is wrong with you?! 🙂

  3. nancyk5000 permalink*
    October 5, 2009 2:52 pm

    LOL!! Only you James, only you.

  4. Kim permalink
    October 5, 2009 8:17 pm

    Happy Birthday Nancy! Good lists

  5. Debbie permalink
    October 6, 2009 7:32 am

    So…what kind of porn? I so thought you were going to say you went sky diving, that would be you.

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