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Ralph Wiggum Quotes

June 19, 2009
  1. ralphpasteMe fail English? That’s unpossible.
  2. (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy?  You smell like dead bunnies…
  3. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
  4. Oh boy! Sleep! That’s when I’m a Viking!
  5. I bent my wookie.
  6. Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
  7. Even my boogers are spicy!
  8. That’s where I saw the leprechaun.  He tells me to burn things
  9. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!
  10. I’m Idaho.
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