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The F Word

May 4, 2009
Taken from Phil’s Phun

Correct use of the “F” word .
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
— Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. “What the @#$% was that?” — Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” — Custer, 1877
8 “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.” — Einstein, 1938
7 “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” — Picasso, 1926
6 “How the @#$% did you work that out?” — Pythagoras, 126 BC
5 “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?” — Michelangelo, 1566
4 “Where the @#$% are we?” — Amelia Earhart, 1937
3 “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!” — Noah, 4314 BC
2 “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?” — Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please…………!
1 “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”
— Saddam Hussein, 2003
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  1. May 4, 2009 4:52 pm

    My favorite is #5. How many (*&!ing years did he have to lay on his back? Answer – 4 years.

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